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Wicca is the largest of the Neopagan religions, and also has the largest followers out of all religions worldwide (going on the last census which measured waist circumferences).
Their main rule of behavior is the "Wiccan Rede" which forbids them from harming people, including themselves, except in some cases of self-defense, such as their mom coming in and complaining about their music and weed, or dumping laundry on their altar.
The TV series "Charmed" is said to have been a Wiccan plot to take over the US government.
In response Wiccans cast many spells against the president, but since Mercury was in retrograde motion and the moon was void of course, the spells were even less effective than a single average good old-fashioned faith prayer.
Frustrated, a group of Wiccans gathered at the Capitol for a mass mooning in political protest.
Their contribution to personal computing has been summed by one scholar on the subject as "bloody stupid".
They also may have invented internet porn, judging by the amount of hair on their palms.
In 1972, Wiccan insurgents from Amazonia infiltrated Britain and released a manifesto (and call to arms) in the guise of a children's book called "Richard Posner and the Philanthropist Gnome".
The book was later released in the United States, but "Philanthropist" was not considered phonetic enough to serve the Wiccan agenda, and so the word in the title was replaced with "Sore-headed".
Because of centuries of religious propaganda and misinformation dating way back to 1954 A.
D., many Christians, and others, associate Wiccans with Satanists.
Wiccans can't seem to shift this mistaken belief when all they really do is hug trees, worship the Horny God and sacrifice cats and burn odd-smelling substances.
They claim that although they worship Satan, they don't actually believe in it, so they can't be Satanists.
A recent discovery unearthed neanderthal cave yielded the discovery of graves in which the deceased were buried with their seven season collection of Buffy the Vampire Slayer DVDs, indicating they were real Wiccans.Tags: Adult Dating, affair dating, sex dating